January 2010
3 posts
December 2009
8 posts
“Jason Statham….there’s a guy who’s not afraid to make a...”
– Lucas, speaking the truth about everyone’s favorite action movie star
I may or may not have....
…spent last night in the Presidential Suite of the Swiss Hotel in downtown Chicago.
On the forty first floor.
Overlooking the whole city.
IN THE MOST EXPENSIVE ROOM IN THE WHOLE BUILDING.
with like 10 friends and that’s it.
…awesome
“My warriors flew like birds against them. I felled 600 of their combat troops...”
– Note to self - Do not rebell against Ancient Assyrians
November 2009
22 posts
It’s almost 6 PM.
I have hours of backed up hw, including a final paper to start that is due in 1 week.
And yet I sit here, eating ramen, watching youtube, in my pajamas.
Making my parents proud, one day at a time.
Concerning Down Syndrome Santa Claus
Jen: So how does he get around so fast?
Andrew: Retard strength...he just books it.
Texting Across The Room
Will: I saw that face
Andrew: can you see this too? (Subtly flips me off with hand in lap)
Will: Hahaha yes. Your boner is quite visible
Andrew: yours is not. sorry that god hates you
“Flourescent lightbulbs will make
An absense of dark, but
The light just aint...”
– Modest Mouse
AVOID OFFICE BUILDINGS
Wish me luck, internet!
dorsa:
Two midterms on the same day, next week. So not excited.
Same, except it’s this week. On Wed.
Walking home today a little girl on my block was sitting outside her house, and as we passed her she yells up to us “WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY ONE OF MY PICTURES?”
At first I tried to give her a gentle excuse of no, because I really just wanted to get back to my room and nap, but then she says “DO YOU KNOW SOME OF THEM ARE FREE??” and I have a mental “awfuck.” cuz...
Hello internet
You know you’re cool when you and everyone else in the lounge decide to FBchat each other instead of actually talking
“The graphical explanation for the regression effect may not seem very romantic. ...”
– I hate you stat book. I hate you so much.
October 2009
41 posts
“I took speed once….all I did was clean my desk really well and fail.”
– Andrew, describing the pros and cons of taking drugs in order to pass midterms
I’m sitting in the lounge writing this blog entry because I’m refusing go back down into my room and read my stat book because I really really hate stat and I’m wasting time intentionally guess who is sitting here with me its Kayla, Nao, and Ben yes we are allll up in the lounge at 23:05 and I’m just wasting time until my battery dies.
“OH MY GOD….i hate the timpani.”
– -Jenn
hahahaha
It’s always strange when the sirens outside on the streets are in key with the music you are listening to.
Who wants to hear about my Bday??
Personal Post Time!!
So my birthday wasn’t very amazing initially. I had very little sleep and had to get up earlier than usual, go to classes, and discuss finances and my future with my adviser.
But then I went bowling with the Palmer House bowling team, and that was a lot of fun.
Then I went downtown with a couple friends, ate at the DELICIOUS California Pizza Kitchen, took a bunch of...
I’m 20 years old as of 2 hours and 7 seven minutes ago.
I got a handmade card from Steph and two beers from Juan
I have good friends :)
“Weellll….masturbation, masturbation.”
– Stephlo, my favorite girl ever haha
